On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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