once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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