Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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