Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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