so explain again why im purple
no
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
