I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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