I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I understand Curling. That high.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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