I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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