Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
