he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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