all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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