my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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