I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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