I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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