I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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