If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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