What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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