im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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