Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
