I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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