Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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