I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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