Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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