Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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