I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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