Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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