to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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