My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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