I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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