she was so not down for the gang bang
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
is that a dick in a sweater?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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