is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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