That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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