I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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