we're chasing vodka with high fives
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Do vagina's smell?
this just has baby written all over it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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