We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I deserve this hangover.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
