You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
