I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
