Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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