I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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