last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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