Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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