Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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