I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
do nipples grow back?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
