I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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