New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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