Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I should be sponsored by Trojan
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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