k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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