sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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