Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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