How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
