But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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