I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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