its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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