guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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